Monday, April 11, 2011

Belly Laughs

I get a weekly update email letting me know how my baby is growing and what is happening in baby and pregnancy world. And sometimes they have this little section called "Belly Laughs". Here was the one that I read today:

If only you'd known you were going to trade...
• Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping
• Lacy thongs for cotton tents
• Sex for gas
• Zinfandel for Ovaltine
• Birth control for laxatives
• Going to the gym for getting up to pee
• Your waist for a hot-air balloon
• Kickboxing for kick counts
• Your innie for an outie – a way-outie
• Sleeping for groaning
• Freedom for the most intense love you've ever known

1 comment:

Mamma Bird said...

it is an amazing love, (sigh) : )